A lot has been happening in the world– including in Iraq– in the past
ten days. I’m sorry it’s been so long since I last posted. But
at least now I can try to give a broad overview, based on what I’ve
been reading and on conversations I had in DC, of how I see things developing.
Here are the headlines:
Iraq moves front and center of US politics
The internal debate over Iraq policy, inside the US political system, is
now more audible and prominent than it has been at any time since August-October
2002. Actually, probably since long before then, too, given the paucity
of the debate at that time. (But d’you remember Sen. Robert Byrd’s great
oratory?)
But once Congress had passed the war-enabling resolution, back in that traumatic
October of 2002 when nearly all the Dems were scared sh**-less by the prospect
of being tarred as “lily-livered pacifists” in the upcoming mid-terms, public
debate on the policy at the level of the national party leaderships became
almost completely silenced. And especially, of course, once the invasion
had been started.
Since then, “Iraq”, and the tremendous human and financial losses it has
inflicted, has been the silent elephant in the room of US national political
discourse. The Dems couldn’t find a voice, or a policy they could visibly
unite around and proclaim as their own.
Well, they still haven’t. But the rising casualty toll, the revelations
of continuing US war crimes, the failure to achieve anything credible on the
ground in Iraq, the budget crisis in this country to which the Iraq war has
so visibly contributed– all those factors, plus (heh-heh!) the salutary setback
the GOP suffered at the state-level polls earlier this month mean that the
once-silent elephant has started to trumpet its presence very loudly.
Okay, I recognize that in the US political context, talking about an elephant
starting to trumpet loudly could also be interpreted as referring to the Republican
Party, since the elephant is their symbol…. And in one way, that’s appropriate,
since the debate over Iraq policy that’s been going on inside the
Republican party has been at least as significant as the one between it and
the Dems.
And this has led to the really delicious signs of GOP disarray over how
to respond to Congressman Murtha. Sure, the House Republicans tried
to stomp all over him. (And the House Democratic leadership didn’t
do very well in defending him, either.) But while Bush himself then
felt forced to intone talking-points about Murtha being a great patriot etc.,
Cheney was still adopting a very accusatory and weaselly public stance.
Bush administration forced to give some appearance of troop withdrawals
Behind the childish rhetoric of “staying the course”, the administration
has clearly made a decision that it needs to start presenting at least the
appearance of some movement toward drawdown of the troop presence in Iraq.
I imagine their main motivators for this are (a) a long-overdue (and
still small) amount of budgetary and military-planning “realism”, and (b)
pressure from within the Republican party– especially after the most recent
elections here– to the effect that there needs to be a significant decrease
in the troop deployment before November 2006 if the party is to avoid getting
creamed in the mid-term elections…
In a way, none of this talk about “decreasing troop levels” should come
as a surprise. As of this time a year ago, remember, the “plan” was
to have a small increase in US and coalition troop deployment before
January 2005, in order to provide security for the Iraqi elections of that
month… And then, according to the plan we were told about then,
once the January elections had been successfully held the troop levels could
be decreased fairly rapidly.
Well, the elections were held…. “Successfully”, from one very narrow technical
point of view. (Though of course, very few Iraqi Sunnis participated
in them, including the hundreds of thousands of them who were simple unable
to participate in them.) So then, according the US-proclaimed “plan”,
everything should have become much calmer inside Iraq, the country’s physicial
and social infrastructure could quickly get rebuilt, and the US and coalition
forces could rapidly be drawn down.
It didn’t happen that way, did it? Instead of a period of calm, what
followed the January elections was a period of massive escalation
of inter-Iraqi violence. With Shiite and other communities around
the country being hit by a long (and still-contibuing) string of atrociously
lethal and often quite indiscriminate violence, the US “plan” for a troop
drawdown in 2005 had to be put on hold.
The cost of maintaining the 150,000-person force inside Iraq over the past
year has been enormous.
The administration kept promising us that, after “just the next milestone”
things would get better in Iraq, and the troop levels could start to be decreased…
That promise didn’t pan out after the January election. It didn’t
pan out after the– long delayed– formation of an “Iraqi” transitional government.
It didn’t pan out after an “agreement” was hastily cobbled together
on the text of a “constitution”. It didn’t pan out after the constitution
was “adopted” in a “referendum” last month…
Now, the Bushites are promising that after the holding of the December 15
election in Iraq and the subsequent installation of a “permanent” Iraqi government,
the US will be able to start drawing down troops. Because, they argue,
by then the Iraqis will be able to “stand up” more of their own forces, so
the US can start “standing down.”
I don’t believe a word of what they say about an Iraqi central government
suddenly, in the aftermath of December 15, being able to craft a nationwide
political accord that will allow the emergence of peaceability and rebuilding
throughout the land. But I do tend to believe a little of what they
say about intending to reduce the number of US troops in Iraq over the months
ahead. (But they would do this for US-political reasons– see above–
much more than from any attitude of sober attention to the welfare of the
Iraqi people.)
I do not, however, see the drawdown that these guys are now planning
as being anything like the “rapid, total, and generous” troop withdrawal that
I’ve been advocating for a long time.
Three Iraqi courtiers
In the run-up to the December election in Iraq, three Iraqi pols have been
competing to seek support for their candidacy from the only place where–
they judge– it really counts for much at all: Washington. In the world’s
imperial capital, we recently saw the arrival of two contenders for the mantle
of power: SCIRI’s Adel Abdul-Mahdi and that amazing old re-tread,
Ahmad Chalabi.
The other person clearly courting Washington’s support in the election is
another re-tread: Iyad Allawi. You’ll recall that Allawi was
the person who was so hated back in January that even though he had all the
advantages of incumbency back then, he was roundly defeated at the polls.
Since then, there have been many revelations about the huge corruption
of his ministers, and he himself has spent a lot of his time in Amman. If
there is anything like a fair election in December he is unlikely to do even
as well as he did last January.
Regarding Abdul-Mahdi, back in January he was one of the most vocal and
earliest Iraqi pols– apart from Allawi– to say openly that he would
not seek any rapid announcement of a timetable for a US troop withdrawal.
Making his bid to become a courtier, even back then. This time,
he was even quoted in the press as having assured Rumsfeld that under him,
Iraq would not object to the permanent basing of US forces in the country.
(Later, he backtracked and said the issue was “still under study.”)
Of course, while Abdul-Mahdi was in DC last week, SCIRI’s image was also
somewhat marred in the view of the US public by the revelations about their
role in running torture-houses in Baghdad, etc.
The recent “rise” of Abdul-Mahdi’s stock in Washington DC is notable, given
(a) the close links between this party and the mullahs’ regime in Teheran,
and (b) the fact that Ibrahim Jaafari, representing the other main Shiite
religious party, Daawa, has been enjoying the powers of the prime ministership
in Baghdad since April or so… But Jaafari– who in mid-2004 was described
as the “most popular politician in Iraq”– has clearly bombed since he took
office. I think he is widely perceived by Iraqis as completely ineffective
in getting anything done at all. (Actually, I wonder how fair such criticisms
are, given the lack of any national-level state infrastructure through which
he could have achieved anything– and also, the determination of the Kurdish
President, Jalal Talabani, to seize as much executive power as he possibly
could.)
If Allawi’s shtick to the Bushites is that he’s a determined secularist,
and Abdul-Mahdi’s that he is an authentice voice of Shiite Iraqis, then Chalabi’s
is that he can cover both these bases, and more. Including, that he has good
relations with Teheran. Chalabi, who has always had his finger to the political
winds, has also been trying to sell himself as the person whose leadership
of Iraq will enable a speedy withdrawal of US troops from the country.
My gut instinct is that– if the December election is conducted in anything
like a fair way– then neither Chalabi nor Allawi has a snowball’s chance
in hell of coming out the winner. But Chala is such a slippery individual,
and I’m sure he’s figured out the way the new Iraqi Constitution might enable
him to weasel his way to near the top– well, let’s say, at least to a ministry
that, like the one he now has, gives him control over sizeable budgets.
Free and fair election ahead?
I don’t know, though, what reason anyone has to believe that the upcoming
election will have any integrity at all. The NYT’s Edward Wong has a
great account
today of an inspection visit that a member of the Iraqi Independent eelectroal
Commission made to the city of Baqouba, just 35 miles from Baghdad:
On Tuesday morning, clutching a black satchel, he boarded an
American Black Hawk helicopter inside Baghdad’s heavily protected Green Zone.
A second Black Hawk followed, its gunners carefully scanning the palm groves
and pastures below.After landing at the main American base near Baquba, Mr. Muhammadi dashed
into a convoy of two Bradley fighting vehicles, four Humvees and three armored
sport utility vehicles. Soldiers from the Special Forces and the Third Infantry
Division sat inside, holding automatic rifles and grenade launchers.
How on earth can anyone think of providing for free political campaigning
and the conduct of a free and fair election under such conditions? Beats
me.
(By the way, the people who run something called the “Next Century Foundation”
have written
something
that seriously criticises thw Gareth Porter piece about fraud in the October
referendumthat I quoted from
here
. But what is the “Next Century Foundation”? It seems to be
registered in London, and has huge numbers of peers of the British realm on
its list
of “patrons and trustees”– many of them, for some reason, apparently located
in Qatar… Very strange.)
Rush toward ethnic cleansing
I should note that all the above developments at the political level (in
Washington and in Iraq) are taking place against a background that ground-level
reality for many Iraqis is an escalation of campaigns of ethnic and sectarian
“cleansing” throughout the country. In Kirkuk and other contested areas
of the north, the Kurdish Pesh Merga is supporting a large-scale implantation
of new or “returning” Kurdish residents, and the displacement of non-Kurds,
both those who are long-time residents and those moved into these zones in
the past 20 years under Saddam. In Baghdad, many neighborhoods have
seen an escalation of sectarian “cleansing”, most especially in the aftermath
of the revelations about the SCIRI-run torture-houses ten days ago.
I lived in Beirut when exactly the same kinds of ethnic-religious “purification”
campaigns were being carried out there– particularly in east Beirut, where
whole extensive suburbs that had been almost wholly Shiite were emptied of
their residents by the Maronute Christian militias. Such campaigns–
like ethnic cleansing in Bosnia or Croatia, or the widepsread “exchange” of
populations that accompanied the partition of India– are always backed up
by the use of violence. They also cause huge suffering to the people
and families thus displaced, as also to the social fabric of the nation.
Iraq, one of my very well-informed friends in Washington told me, is now
headed unstoppably toward political breakup. The Kurds have no intention
of subjecting themselves once again to any significant degree of control from
Baghdad. SCIRI, which is emerging as the most powerful force in the
Shiite community, has decided to pursue the strategy of creating a strong
Shiite “super-region”. Very significantly, both the Kurds and SCIRI
deploy powerful militias, which have now been relatively fully integrated
into the US plans to rebuild “local” (and only nominally pan-Iraqi) security
forces.
Some people in DC now argue that the only way for an even halfway stable
political order to emerge in Iraq is for the US to support the establishment
(and relative empowerment) of a Sunni “region” to protect the interests of
the Sunnis amidst these developments. “Relative empowerment” there refers
to the idea that this Sunni super-region would need much better access to
future oil revenues than it could get under the terms of the October constitution.
Indirect evidence that pursuit of a Sunni “region”, prtected by its
own, Sunni militia may well be on Amb. Zal Khalilzad’s agenda comes from
this
report, by David Ignatius in today’s WaPo, which talks about the Americans’
creation of a new unit in western Iraq called the “Desert Protection Force.”
This could well be the germ of the Sunni militia that, under American
auspices, the US commanders could think of as providing security within
a future Sunni “region” in the radically decentralized Iraq they envision
for the future.
Such plans may look realtively neat and feasible on paper. But any
radical partition of the country into units of separate sovereignty will involve
considerable additional suffering…. And it may well be that there is
no stable way to split up the country over the long term. What about
Kirkuk, and Mosul? What about Baghdad, for goodness’ sake? Who
“wins” that? How could it possibly be split.
Baghdad as Sarajevo, anyone?
Clean US exit? 2006? 2008?
I imagine the folks in the Bush administration charged with “planning”
for Iraq may be hoping that something like the partition plan indicated above
might allow them to bring about a significant drawdown of the US troop presence
before the mid-term (US) election of November 2006, with a promise of a further
large (but not complete) drawdown between then and 2008.
I see that Juan Cole, meanwhile, is still hewing to his version of the so-called
Pottery Barn rule:. Here’s what he
wrote
yesterday
I do believe that if the Americans aren’t very careful about
how they do it, when they withdraw there will be a civil war and possibly
a regional war. What Lebanon should have taught us is that when sectarian
conflicts develop into guerrilla war, and when the central government and
its army are for any reason paralyzed, a conventional war can easily ensue.
As for a statute of limitations on “you broke it, you own it,” whatever it
is it is surely longer than 2 years.
I appreciate his concern for the wellbeing of the Iraqi people. But
there is so much to disagree about, regarding where that concern leads him!
In that little quote, I really don’t understand what he means when
he says, “What Lebanon should have taught us is that when sectarian conflicts
develop into guerrilla war, and when the central government and its army
are for any reason paralyzed, a conventional war can easily ensue.” That
wasn’t what happened in Lebanon at all. (And I’ve studied that a LOT
more cloesly than Juan.) In the internal Lebanese conflict, there was
never a definable phase of “guerrilla war” that was followed by one of “conventional
war.” It was a civil (i.e., internal) war all along; and very early
on it involved the various parties to it establishing their own control over
as much terrain as they could, with the national army quite unable to stop
them… This is exactly the situation in Iraq today, where the various
parties are striving to establish their own control over as much terrain
as they can, with the US forces quite incapable of stopping them and no “national”
army even in existence there.
So yes, friends, we have a civil war in Iraq. This is what 32 months
of US occupation has brought the country to.
So the proposition that the US– of all the potential nations in the world–
is the party uniquely capable of preventing a “slide into” civil war is fallacious
on at least three counts…
(I don’t have time to finish what I wanted to write here. The family
is all about to arrive, and we’re about to start engaging in the annual American
Bacchanalia called “Thanksgiving”. It will be great to have my three
kids and their significant others all here for the occasion. I’ll get back
to finishing this whenever I can. I realize that the people of Iraq
have absolutely nothing to be thankful for at this time…. Except, perhaps,
the intriguing
statement
they were able to wring out of the recent Cairo conference which called
for the withdrawal of foreign forces from the country, and stressed the legitimacy
of resistance to foreign occupation.)
Good to have this.
Next time you do a round-up, can it be of the US peace movement?
I completely agree with Helena’s summary line of:
“So yes, friends, we have a civil war in Iraq. This is what 32 months of US occupation has brought the country to.”
And it seems like the US can only wait for a winner to emerge, and we all know what transgressions winning a civil war in Iraq involves. My bet is the US will retreat without quite leaving Iraq until the US presidential elections. That is my prediction, and as you know I am not shy about predicting or judging predictions a posteriori. Speaking of judging, I just ran across some interesing analysis in the Nouvel Observateur by Finkielkreaut of the French riot causes we debated recently. Comes without saying that I feel 95% vindicated by his words.
The French version is at:
http://permanent.nouvelobs.com/societe/20051123.OBS6303.html
The English version is at:
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/646938.html
Happy Thanksgivings to US readers, I am indeed thankful to this place and its people,
David
David,
The article in the Nouvel Observateur isn’t a translation of what is in Haaretz.
In Haaretz, there is a long interview with Finkielkraut. Where he makes clearly racists statements.
The Nouvel Observateur has a short piece reporting about this interview and quoting some of Finkielkraut’s statements.
The MRAP (Mouvement contre le racisme et pour l’amitié entre les peuples, aka Movement against racism and for friendship between peoples of the world) is suing him for incitation to and promotion of racial hate.
Le Nouvel Observateur has another article on the subject in this week’s issue (but it isn’t yet on the web, I’ll try to get a copy to-morrow).
You can rejoyce as much as you want about Finkielkraut’s interview. Personnally, I’m never happy to hear racists statements. Finkielkraut, who once was a progressive, has made a 180° turn and is now using words and clichés which you can find in the mouth of the Le Pen and the extreme right.
it is clear that the Americans are at sea in Iraq…maybe they can learn something from their adversary, Abu Mus’aab al Zarqawi, the shrewd commander of Al-Qaeda in Iraq…Zarqawi sends Iraqi Sunni suicide bombers into Jordan to blow up a Sunni Arab wedding party, including women and children…Unlike the clueless, bumbling Americans, Zarqawi knows Arab culture like the back of his hand and that it is crucial to think outside the box in developing a viable strategy to advance your cause.
Hammurabi, you are supposed to be an educated man. We can presume you know what you are doing. You are retailing the myth of “Zarqawi” in the full knowledge that it is a complete fabrication. You are doing it so as to pollute this site and lower the level of information and discussion here. That is your intention. But in fact all you have achieved is to make and exhibition of yourself.
Thanks Christiane for your perspective, I read only the English version and I am glad that was the full interview. I presume you cannot attribute Finkielkraut the distance and ignorance objections you attributed to me, so you have to resort to labeling him. Doing a 180 is the most credible thing in my book when reality changes, and France has changed allright since 1968, when Finkielkraut was the rioter…
If you have the time and the inclination Christiane, please do address what he says, sans labels SVP.
David
Anyone else here believe that Zarqawi is “a complete fabrication”?
Yes I think Zarqawi could well be a fabrication. He is necessary to the image of the resistance presented by the US government. Whether he exists or not, or existed and is now dead, is of little importance. He is a necessary object for propaganda purposes. After all, even the Republicans have read “1984”, where of course the figure of hatred is Jewish.
Of course, in 1984 George Orwell clearly patterned Emanuel Goldstein – the figure of hatred – after Leon Trotsky. Trotsky, very much existed, it is only what Stalin claimed he plotted to do and had done that was fabricated. I hope that you are not suggesting that the US is fabricating the attacks (and if that is the case, I hope that you are prepared to prove it).
Zarqawi is very careful to communicate about what he does – even issuing multiple communiques following the Amman attacks, where he changed his story after the reaction in Jordan and the Arab world. That Zarqawi is real is clearly attested to by the act of his tribe in expelling and disowning him. I don’t think that they would have self-inflicted their collective pride and honor for a myth.
It doesn’t matter whether Zarqawi is a real person or not. For Americans, his name is just a word meaning “enemy.” Same with Saddam. He’s real, of course, but his realness is beside the point. His name in American means “the evil against which our goodness must prevail.”
so for Americans, John, if I understand you correctly, al-Zarqawi is the personification of evil…objectively speaking, would you say that he’s lived up to that label or that it’s merely convenient for Americans to believe so?
Al-Zarqawi is a figment of the imagination. He is not living up to any label. He is all label and no life. You are flogging a dead horse, Hammurabi. Or perhaps a dead parrot.
JES:
“I hope that you are not suggesting that the US is fabricating the attacks (and if that is the case, I hope that you are prepared to prove it).
”
To prove what ?
It doesn’t cease to amaze me how people asume
claims, statements (by any side of the conflict)
as sure reality, as (done) facts. To me, when I read about a car bomb blows up, the only (tragic) known fact is just that:
Car bomb blows up and so and so many (mostly innocent) victims. But who did it and for what purpose ? I don’t know and I don’t expect honesty nor truth in any claims/statements/accusations
(web-based statements are a class on its own in disinformation/propaganda department). You know why ? Because the first casualties of war are truth and honesty, and decency. By the way this is why civilized people shouldn’t resort to war – unless they are attacked or to be attacked. Therefore this whole
‘Zarqawi’ think is a fad to me – maybe he exists or not, maybe he is alive or maybe he is no more, maybe he does things attributed to him or maybe he doesn’t. I just try not to be (pardon) a sucker, falling for sob stories.
Regarding someone who we can be sure really does exist, Abdul Mahdi is notable for advocating the complete privatization of Iraq’s economy.
Juan Cole had this to say about him earlier this year: “Abdul Mahdi was a favorite of the United States because he was in favor of a kind of shock therapy for the Iraqi economy and the complete abolition of Iraqi socialism in favor of laissez-faire, free market policies.” These aren’t popular positions in Iraq and Cole adds “Polls show that 80% of Iraqis felt that the government was there to take care of them and they have a very socialistic outlook.”
In an interesting article
(http://www.tompaine.com/articles/20051118/our_monsters_in_iraq.php),
journalist Robert Dreyfuss mentions an exchange he had just recently with Mahdi: “When I asked Mahdi about reports that Iraqi police and interior ministry squads were carrying out assassinations and other illegal acts, he didn’t deny it — but, he said, such acts were merely a reaction to the terrorism of the resistance. “There is terrorism on only one side,” he said. “Inappropriate acts by the other side, by the police — this is something else. This is a reaction.” As far as civilian casualties in Sunni towns, he had this to say: “You can’t fight terrorism without attacking some popular areas.” ”
Dreyfuss’ conclusion is that the US is supporting a government of gangsters in Baghdad.
“Dreyfuss’ conclusion is that the US is supporting a government of gangsters in Baghdad.”
What other kind of government would we ever support? The whole idea is to find people you can pay to keep the population under control by whatever means necessary, and who will sign whatever contracts the oil companies put in front of them. Mahdi and Allawi are the ideal types. Chalabi is corrupt enough to have been attractive at first, but proved to be too unpredictable.
Due to Bush and Cheney’s utter incompetence, what they are going to end up with instead is Hakim and Sadr, neither of whom is likely to be very accommodating to Western interests. It will be interesting to watch the Republicans try to spin this as a victory. They may get away with it, because the American media will be leaving Iraq along with our ground forces.
I carefully reread 10 of Bush’s Iraq strategy speeches
and also his made to order NSC victory proposal that’s
supposed to be a document from early in his
administration just now declassified. From these and
all the media discussion supporting Bush’s alleged
“strategy to victory,” I have anxiously come to the
depressing conclusion that we are facing an official
dumbing down of America’s intellectual discourse on
national priorities.
Rumsfeld parades before us generals, that I guess are
supposed to be intimidating icons of brute force in
desert camouflage, but really, from their gorilla
appearance and drawl spewing the latest Rumsfeld
snowflakes (supposed combat aphorisms), invoke more
the stereotype dimwit giant “Lenny,” from OF MICE AND
MEN. Case in point: a general comes before the media
in Baghdad (though they look out of place in starched
fatigues and living in Saddam’s luxury palaces)
complaining that a video made by the “terrorists” and
broadcast on their web-site is an “outrageous lie”
because in it they “pretend” to be freely marching
about Falluja showing their guns and firing mortars,
assumedly at Americans. The good general also calls it
a “disgusting lie” because we hold Falluja and if they
ever got out into the street: we sure would know about
it and they would be dead. That night, presumably
after the good general had already retired to his
bunk-down in Saddam’s palace, ten men are killed and
even more are wounded in an ambush near Falluja.
Another: a briefer complains about the “propaganda” in
al-Jazzirah. Bragging, Rumsfeld himself, at his
Pentagon news briefing, contrasts Saddam media
propaganda with the free and open press in Iraq now. A
bit later, a story blows out on the wires that the
Pentagon writes stories about how bad the “terrorists”
are and how good the American occupation is; then it
translates them and pays millions to get them
published under the bi-line of Iraqi journalists, well
rewarded for the borrowing of their names. That’s what
the Pentagon has become– on and on Rummy stands
before the press showering it with a blizzard of his
snowflakes; but by now they are all so full of Bushit
that they are turning brown. But never mind, Rummy
proudly takes on the media, remembering how Nixon
thought him such a wonderful sophist, even better than
Agnew!
And then there is Rove with his slanderous whisper
campaigns. But as the infection emanating from the
open wound that is his office spreads, he can’t stop
gloating about what a strong and infectious
personality he has. After all, he had corralled all
those doggies for Christ to get Bush re-elected,
proving that, though small and puny, he can be just as
good a cowboy as the Marlboro man. Like a symphony
orchestra conductor he coordinates the Bible-babble of
these hordes through closed circuit TV terminals to
each of their parishes. For them, Bushit babble is
Divinely inspired and, to make sure they realize that,
he reminds them from time to time that the President
wants them to know that when it comes to policy, “God
told me to do it, so as I, your president, am doing
the Lord’s work, following my [holy] gut.” (and this
they call “coded messages”!)…
And then there’s VP Cheney. He is like a Mafia family
enforcer, who personally goes for “briefings” from the
intelligence agencies and then angrily demands: why
haven’t the intel assessments concluded what I just
said on TV? Like a cloud over sunshine, he goes on the
media and insists that there is no way but his way in
the intel community, so how could he be wrong? Half
the press doesn’t want to throw into fibrillation
what’s left of his myocardium, the other half fears
that he will make their hearts stop. So they lob at
him timid questions about what he had previously said
and he firmly responds: I never said that; if you
check the transcript, you’ll see that I never said
that…. So, they roll the tape– sure enough, there
he is, actually saying that; but, alas, by then he’s
gone off to repeat the pattern on some other TV show.
It’s quite effective, for, according the the polls, he
has totally hypnotized 26% of Americans into believing
him. The rest, well, they’re just little people who,
through taxes finance his company, Halliburton, by the
billions and can’t do anything about it
anyway….wait, VP, until a Democrat Congress comes in
2006!
Behind all these hides GW Bush whose profligate and
totally useless life was rendered no trespassing” when
he declared everything before,”Jesus saved me,” is out
of bounds. Unchallenged, he then seized the nation’s
top command before anyone ever had a chance to ask
him: what really are you good at?
This mediocritocracy has surrounded itself with the
best– surely not the brightest– of unskilled and
unformed hustlers of dubious skills whose only
qualification for their executive posts was loyalty to
the Bush campaign, loyalty in the face of utter
dysfunction and still blind to reality’s warning
signs.
It is with great anxiety that I recall another bunch
of sub-par mediocrities in the last century who also
came to power surrounded by brawn not gifted with
brains and sundry other traits whose loyalty expressed
to their leader much as the sycophancy Bush seems to
require. I found myself recalling this latter bunch as
I watched the 2004 Republican Convention unfold like a
scene from TRIUMPH OF THE WILL. But the latter group
was not as lucky as Bush & Co. They didn’t have a 9/11
to wrap themselves in and so they set the Reichstag’s
on fire and blamed it on the Jews. Our New bunch is
ridding another kind of anti-Semitism, Arabs needin’
to be taught of Texas-style democracy at the point of
a gun.
Goebbels’ propaganda machine rounded up hoary schooled
professionals and experts to expound an academic
version of their racism. The new guys, well they are
all “security” experts who sit around discussing
torture in interrogation instead of their old jobs,
spending the day watching shoplifters on the shopping
center’s closed-circuit security TV monitors. I don’t
think all these people were randomly brought together;
it is all the fulfillment of some “intelligent
design.”
Now, since the neocons were all pushed out, here we
are, ruled by the best mediocrities money can buy. Mr.
Brown, the guy who made FIMA notorious, is the
template for all this Bushit bureaucratic “intelligent
design.” Such talent was acquired on the basis of one
rule: the dog that jumps highest for a morsel, no
delay– without first tilting his head wondering, why
bother–is the mush-dog selected for harnessing to
Bush’s sleigh.
We have gone from the good ol’ boys from Arkansas to
the dumb ol’ boys from Texas. If anyone doubts this,
just consider how Bush wordsmith, Dan Bartlett,
defines the task ahead for the Bush Administration:
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“We have to show here, Ray, that we can walk and chew
gum at the same time. And President Bush, I believe in
the coming weeks and months, will show that we can do
just that.”
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Wow!
So get to it, little Bushit doggies, take a step, chew
once, take another step, chew again….wait a minute,
if that’s too complicated try this: left step, jaw
open; right step, jaw closed; left step, jaw open;
right step, jaw closed….That’s it! Well, if you
don’t get it it’s alright because you have three more
years to learn while the rest of us try to figure out
why we voted into the presidency this man, victim of a
neurotoxic brew of alcohol and cocaine, doing nothing
with his life, until Jesus saved him.
Daniel E. Teodoru